Here is Monaco Profiler Platinum 4.8 [Portable] (see link below)
Note, this is the latest version of the software (version 4.8.3 added no new functionality).
It has been (or is about to be) replaced by i1Profiler - but that does not mean that this is no longer a top-flight profiling solution! It also remains to be seen whether i1 Profiler will produce "better" profiles!
Tested on Windows XP (32-bit) and Windows 7 (32-bit & 64-bit).
All functions working.
Extract RAR archive to obtain folder named "bin".
Run MSI installer to install.
Being a portable program, no changes are made to your system or registry, other than the placing of the executables in a program directory and shortcuts in the start menu.
100% malware-free, of course! (But please test to reassure yourself).
Password = ***.printroot.com (*** = www)